Bonuses

So we all know the economy is fucked. You should be thankful to be employed. I know I am.

I have heard of people complaining that their bonus is going to be half of what they got last year. FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!* You should be damn thankful to be getting anything at all! But besides that, I think you should be fucking fired and kicked in the neck. I mean, that just really boils my blood.


*As heard in the loudest, angriest death metal scream possible.